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Being blown off is the best.
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notes"On Friday, President Obama appeared before House Republicans during a historic televised Q and A and performed so well that afterwards, GOP aides said allowing the cameras to roll like that was a mistake.
Come on, Republicans. Are you on such a Scott Brown high that you thought you could take down Barack Obama by debating him? You realize debates are why he’s President, right? Seriously, all you guys do is complain how Obama is ‘all talk,’ and then you invite him to a forum that is literally all talk. That’s like saying ‘Let’s see how tough Aquaman is when we get him in the water.’
I’m not saying you guys were outclassed, but the whole thing was like the scene in Raiders Of The Lost Ark when the guy charged Indy with the sword, and (Indy) just shot him."SETH MEYERS, Weekend Update.
Fuckin’ A.
(via inothernews)
using Aquaman and Indy together is just pure ownage.
(via noahkai)
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(The Onion)
This is absolutely perfect
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So I'm Having a Bit of a Dilemma Internally
You see, I can’t help but find Teddy Geiger insanely, undeniably, ridiculously attractive. It’s just a fact. A fact that I came across while watching the movie The Rocker for the very first time. All throughout thinking, “Who is this guy? Why does he look so familiar, and why am I drooling?” Then after the movie was over, I went onto IMDb and came to realize Teddy Geiger is a singer/songwriter that I used to despise. Not like, you know, in the way where I wanted to kill him. Just purely because I hated his voice, and the type of music he played. (Also he never cuts his guitar strings and that’s just something I cannot deal with) But I completely forgot about him since I hadn’t heard any of his music since like 2007 or something. But his music still sucks. And he’s so god damn attractive.
I don’t really know what I’m trying to say here. But basically, I don’t like finding people attractive when I don’t enjoy what they do. Do I make sense? I don’t know, BASICALLY share this feeling of internal struggle with me!
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A Variation on the Breakfast of Champions
Step 1: Mash half a banana with a heaping tablespoon of honey and half a teaspoon of cinnamon. Do not liquefy mixture; on the chunky side is better.
Step 2: Toast two slices of a bread of your choosing.
Step 3: Spread a thin layer of peanut butter (I like creamy) on one of the slices, spread the banana mixture on top of the peanut butter and then sandwich that mofo with the second slice of bread.
Step 4: Eat. Enjoy. Be stoked.
You are a genius, my dear.
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Why visit Oregon?
Dutch Bros.
Just sayin’
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the ever so random david krumholtz cameo.
But you have to admit, you canNOT get enough of David Krumholtz.
He’s my husband just so you know.
