Today, in history class, we were studying the ancient city states of Ancient Greece. Our teacher (the classic old history teacher) had a rolling chalkboard with a map of greece, and we tried to label them of a reading in our textbook. Our teacher pointed at one unmarked city and asked, “What city is this?” No one answered. After the awkward silence, our teacher yelled “THIS IS SPARTA!” and kicked the chalkboard to the floor.
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About Me
Teresa Renee Sasaki’s IMDb Trivia PageWas born March 9, 1991 in Santa Cruz, California.
Ate only bagels for 7 years. For the pure enjoyment.
Won an Academy Award for Best Screenplay for the popular cult film Little Whitman. Went on to write other famous hits such as Scavenger Hunt Funeral and The Love Triangle.
Co-owns “The Apartment” with famous best friend Gabriella Stouras.
Won 2 billion dollars from an online poker tournament at age 14.
Formerly engaged to Jason Segel, Jason Bateman, Jason Schwartzman, Jason Lee, and Jason Statham.
Is in a serious, long-term, polygamous relationship with David Cross
Is also with Zooey Deschanel, Ben Folds, Billy Boyd, and David Bazan
Spends her weekends at night clubs with David Bowie.
Once punched J.K. Rowling in the face
Grew marijuana on the top of Mt. Everest at age 17
Eats blowfish daily
Is Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s spiritual advisor
Owns her own slaughter house
Was offered the role of Juno in the movie Juno but quickly turned it down and told the filmmakers it was more suited for an 11-year-old boy. They took her advice and hired male actor Ellen Page.
Is close friends with the Estevez/Sheens
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